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August 24, 2008

How tricking people works…

Filed under: cautionary tale, crazy guy, A thought — Brendan @ 11:04 pm

Man, if you’re going to make a fake alien video, you’ve got to make it embarrassing. Make it look like something no one would fake. Like, maybe it’s a video of your hideous mongoloid child looking kind of sad because only two other kids showed up at her birthday party (been there, it really is sad) and an alien knocks on the door, but he says he has the wrong house when he sees how lame the party is.

Or, maybe it’s a video of two ugly scabby people having sex, the cameraman making inappropriately aroused sounds. Then, what’s that? Bigfoot is looking through the window and jerkin it? That’s crazy! Then release it, but only release it with the alien part, and just a glimpse of saggy lesion covered ass, so people will be all like, what’s up with that? Then when they make you show them the whole thing, they’ll be astonished by what they’ve seen and won’t notice that bigfoot has a zipper down his back.

Also, bigfoot should not join in. I can’t stress that enough. Just saying that is making me gag.

Last thing, it bears mentioning that he suspected that someone was spying on his daughters, and it took him 5 years to get around to examining the tape closely. FAIL. His teenage daughters are probably old and fat and have three kids each by now. People age differently in Nebraska, don’t ask me how. They could star in my bigfoot sex tape.

I realize that this is old news, but my baby brother has gotten his site going again, and it made me feel shame. He’s not technically the baby, but I think it’s funny to call someone who is bigger than I am and could probably smash my drunk ass like a worm a baby. Also, I paid money to host this thing, what am I doing not posting for three months?

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