Inaccurate maps
Originally uploaded by brendan peveril
What’s missing here? Following this map anywhere could be hazardous, especially if you’re trying to get to Prince Edward Island, Cape Breton or Newfoundland.
Any way. I took this at work, it made me think of home (sort of). The shot of BC is just as bad, but it offends me less. I’m sure that I could have picked out inaccuracies all over Europe and Asia, too, but, you know…
Looks like they’re gunning to put it in the DSM V. Cool.
German police are trying to trace the owner of a sheep which outran police patrol cars and beat up a police dog.
Who cares what they sound like. Goblin Cock. They’re alright, though. I think I’d have been really into their sound when I was about 15.
Three things I can say about this. 1) That’s how /I/ roll, bitches (because I drive really far for no reason, all the time). 2) It’s only 2000 miles from London to Istanbul? Seriously? I could do Europe in two weeks. 3) WTF is “aggravated unlawful use of
“In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo.” That was stuck in my head. It’s like an infectious, memetic line.
“The Goddamned Batman does not buy shrooms from undercover cops.”
If anyone’s been paying really close attention they’ve probably noticed disappearing posts. Here’s what happened: I wrote a thing, and maybe I posted it before it had been proofread properly. Then I woke up (not hung over, I’m a professional (in the sense that I’m good at it, not because I’m making lots of money)) and realised that what I’d written made no sense (okay, that’s not professional at all). I don’t even just mean that it was stupid. It looked like marzipan had gotten drunk and started talking about music. Seriously. Marzipan is made of almonds.
Anyway, that happened, then, Gary Gygax died. I thought about calling into work sick, but I didn’t do it for Hunter S. Thompson, I don’t think I should do it for any childhood heroes I didn’t actually know. I apologize for the sketchy link, but it’s the first one I saw. I think I’m going to bury my favourite dice for him, when I get a chance. Sure, I’m going to fail some throws because of it, but he needs them more.
I’ll fix things soon, so they make sense.
Digital Tattoo Interface
Scroobius Pip is my favourite British underground hiphopper. Also, I envy his beard.
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